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wireless apple & mouse
| Seller: badlandscafe ( 2  )
End Time: 2008-05-18 19:55:01 GMT
Bids: 1
Current Price: $0.99
Location: iowa city, IA
Time Left: 0 Seconds |  | | For More Details: Click here | Ekkk a mouse. Help me god, a Key (turning in my lock, me paralyzed) & and and a BOARD. (Could this be one of those immigrants the governments is fearing upon me to try & (gasp) kill me!) I mean a board + a mouse…it all adds up.
There is a white washed house off Penn. Av. Inside is an oval room. On the desk in a crystal bowel filled with fruit are: yes, oranges, pears, bananas’ & apples. There is the ambiguous red apple whose color matches the intern’s knees. & yes the Pea green apple, color similar to the institution painted walls in youth prisons where yuts who have yanked (notice the difference between convicted & yanked) the ‘power that be’ chains. The men & woman who work here earn nothing wages (enough for a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 & I item on the $ menu at McDees). & their I’Q’ is lower (which are higher then say those working in V.A. hospitals). then say: a mouse. Most delight in the one job perk allowed them: power over their charges. As most graduates of such government largess will tell u if pressed, beatings, starvation, & rape are an everyday occurrence. But hey, everyone needs job perks. I mean u have Latte, I have: the past pagan warrior.
The third apple color is: mulatto. Meaning an apple that offers many shades of difference. It also represents the Apple corp. This auction is concerned with that color. Meaning up for auctions is an apple wireless keyboard & mouse. Unlike say the oval office, I offer full discloser here. The keyboard works great. The mouse? Well I dissected the poor bugger. Then in vain attempts to create a Frankenstein mouse reconstructed him. Guess what. He works, but tends to want to kill other mice. (Go figure…Maybe I should try on? Maby I sould keep my big mouth stiched). Pic’s of both are below.
PS: AS QUEEN ANTOINETTE SAID: LET THEM EAT GAS. AS THE LAST PAGAN WARRIOR SAID: WHY NOT EAT THE QUEEN.
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