This is a handfull of my
killer weed!

I dug this weed out of my lawn

This is not illegal weed and I would not recommend trying to smoke it or bake it in cookies or any of the other things that someone may think to do with the illegal type of weed.

My lawn was beautiful until this weed took over.

It is possible that it blew in with a wind or crawled over from a neighbors lawn but since I cannot get rid of it no matter how hard I try, I am starting to believe that it is a curse. Possibly placed on me by the woman that I accidentally cut off while leaving the Winn Dixie Parking lot a few months back. She may have used a voodoo doll or a primative cure or some type of black magic, I don't know but I do know that I cannot kill it!

Please help me before the Grim Reaper takes the rest of my lawn.


Bid now to take a handful of this weed from me and rid me of this curse!


You can use it however you like, although I am NOT condoning throwing bits into your crabby neighbors lawn so that you can take revenge on them for never waving back to you or for having the nicest lawn on the block.

IT IS WAY TOO HARD TO GET RID OF!!!!
If you happen to know what this weed is... please please tell me how to get rid of it... I have tried everything available from the usual local shops and have even tried pulling each and every piece by hand but it just keeps coming back.
There is no catch. No gimmick. If you are the winning bidder, you will get a handful of my (lawn) killer weed, with roots. The gift that keeps on giving!

Thanks for stopping by!


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